A train of thought coming the other way...

People sometimes ask me what I am?

I’m catnip to black men and sometimes white women - weird range there.

Western spice cabinet - family of 4

Asian spice cabinet - single person

Interviewer: Speaking of colonization, I understand your family can trace their roots to the first colonists in America?

Betty: That’s right. My family goes back generations in this state. In fact we are certified pedigree members of the Daughters of the Plantation Society. You’ve heard of the Daughters of the American Revolution, well we are their Southern cousins. Why I even took that that ancenstry.com test and found out we are related to Robert E. Lee, carved right up there on Stone Mountain.

Interviewer: Umm I guess that’s something to be proud of.

Betty: Now don’t get me wrong, we were definitely on the losing side of that one. My family barely managed to hold on to their mansion. We’ve sold that off now to the State so they have a museum of antebellum life. I fully support their education initiatives and they even give tours of those little wooden cabins on the grounds. One magazine even had a photo shoot with medical students from a local college, I think it is part of some group of colleges, "HSSBU" or something, I forget what that stands for. We did try to get the students to hold some farming tools to be a little more authentic, but they got upset for some reason… Anyway, the final picture still looked great and it even went viral! I’m just so happy to feature our family’s legacy, especially to promote education.