ÉlienDrájver 2.0

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

@maliciouswhiteboy

dyke lord please stop summoning a malicious white boy

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

Like, I expected to get pounded and be wet. You're telling me neither of those happen?

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image