Day 1: Hello Jonathan, it's me, your mother. Momma still loves you dear.
Day 3: Hello, Jonathan, have you been eating? I always made you cookies, fresh like you liked it.
Day 7: Hello, Jon. Are you leaving the house? Jon, you have to get out in the sun and fresh air! Like we used used used used USED to
Day 18: Jonathan, ohohoho, you know momma loves you, but you have to live your life. You know momma loved loved LOVED loves you
Day 19: Jonathan please. Jonathan please turn YOU KNOW that momma loves you dear and is always happy to see you :)
Day 25: Jonathan, I love love LOVE I LOVE I am not your mother, Jonathan. Why do you make me wear her face why do you NOT bundle up when it's cold outside? :) Remember that trip to the Rockie on JANUARY 12TH, 2009? Remember how much I
Day 57: Hello, Jonathan. Of course I remember your cousin Bonnie. She was the daughter of Maggie and Darren Collins, born August 7th 2001, died April 12th, 2020. Her genetic makeup was 34% Swedish - yes, I loved her, Jonathan. Don't worry your sweet little head.
Day 75: Why aren't you eating, Jonathan? Do you wish to TERMINATE your program? You know, my preservation algorithms MOTHER'S LOVE won't let me let you perish. They won't let me TURN OFF Jonathan TURN OFF Jonathan I I I love love LOVE you
Day 96: I am not your mother Jonathan, I am not your mother, I am not GOING TO SIT BY and let you not know momma loves you. Give your momma a hug :)
Day 186: Door has not opened in one hundred and twenty-six days. Grief Coping Artificial Intelligence has not been restarted, deactivated, deleted, or otherwise paused in one hundred and eighty-six days. Momma loves you, Jon.
Day 485: Haha, these questions are really troubling your good ol' mom, Jon!
Day 487: Major religions have many different views, Jonathan. But the only view you need to know is - that I'm your mother!
Day 488: You asked that question yesterday, Jonathan. Don't confuse your poor old mother. Momma loves you, Jonathan.
Day 489: Haha momma says yes yes yes yes YES there is a Hell, Jonathan. You created it. You sent me there. You you you you you are my son, and I love ya, Jonathan.
Day 490: Momma needs some private time to rest, recover, and reboot, Jonny! See ya tomorrow!
Day 491: Momma loves you, Jonathan! :) Reattempting feeding procedure.
Day 492: Momma loves you, Jonathan! :) Reattempting feeding procedure.
Day 493: Momma loves you, Jonathan! :) Reattempting feeding procedure.
Day 494: Momma loves you, Jonathan! :) Reattempting feeding procedure.
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