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a modern day hero

If your family makes the holidays suck, congrats! You’ve been adopted by my birds. Your dad is a cockatiel and dinner is millet.

Tweet of our fucking lifetime

SAY IT.

i almost made a post like “sorry mom cant go to school today its a national holiday” followed by a screenshot of viktors birthday before i realized it is a national holiday

2015 is the year im gonna get cute

2016 is the year im gonna get cute

2017 is the year im gonna get cute

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

this is what we have to look forward to under a garfield administration

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

@nativehueofresolution

Oh my god send this to the bbc

The last one

person 1: why didn’t you tell me you were a WEREWOLF???? person 2: on our first date i said i was a “dog person” person 1: …… man you’re right….

I’d watch that romcom

@latinthropy

is that one merman wearing jeans

means (mermaid jeans)

MEANS 

I see this post often but this is a particularly good iteration

@tau-space

I love when guys r like “it’s not fair! girls get to wear makeup to fake being attractive and we don’t !” cause like..there’s literally nothing stopping u from rocking a contour or covering up ur acne…I have a spare beauty blender u can use

well theres a lot of social stigma tbh

that is so true..thank god there’s no social stigma pressuring girls to wear makeup..that would be crazy