Trace Wiley

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

Tell them to come back with a warrant

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

This is the Way

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

if they plug me into the computer and instead of having superpowers, being an animal, and having sex all day, I have to go to an office job amd socialize with A.I.s? I am going to the cave, give me the slop

Hey @mistresskabooms do you think something like this would work for us?

@candidlyautistic check this out! :o

This is pretty cool!

Oh my -god-

HOLY SHIT WHAT A GREAT IDEA OP

(Will never not reblog this beauty. What genius.)

Same. :)

I want to emphasize that this is from a month ago. Palestinians have BEEN saying that they want Hamas gone even before Hamas put them into a war they didn't want.

sorry if i ever act weird i was raised by an insane woman who hates me

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

[tweet by Laureen Bazzi @laureenbazzi: idk how to explain this but thursday, october, and 8:00pm are all the same end ID]

80% of the work week, 83.3333% of the day at 8pm, 83.333% of the year in October.

It’s so charming to see this on my dash because Thursday, October, and the number 8 are all the same rusty brown-orange color according to my synesthesia.

happy Thursday October 8th

Comfy.

Holy shit, you reblogged this from 3 years ago and, like… there’s not a word here I’d change

Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all

Why do your eyes get "larger" when it snows. What the fuck is a gray. Seal. Seal I am talking to you. Seal.

WHERE is the foppish and shameful bastard son of a Duke or lord who will throw unconscionable amounts of money at me to indulge my muses in the large and ugly mansion his wealthy parents have hidden him away in. WHERE are the stupid and inbred lords with large inheritances and a fondness for the arts. I want to make ugly paintings and gaudy clothing and then be flaunted among the duchy like a flat-faced Persian cat. I can do sooooo many amusing little tricks pleeeeeease

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos