atrophy husband

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

men in the 70s were like “I’m so very hairy how sexy of me” and they were right

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

I need the world largest cigarette and something sexually depraved to happen to me NEOW

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

It's not too late to suppress all of your wants and desires and to die unfulfilled and afraid without anyone ever having really known you.

im sure if i move far away from home to somewhere no one knows me my whole personality will suddenly change and everyone will love me and everything will be better im sure im sure im sure

i can get gay off that anything. its not that hard for me