Even without that it’s kind of offputting from the get go when you’ve photographed the guy that’s “suffering” in front of his private jet

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

the most 2014 post possible

I’m sorry, this seems to imply that you have the fucking jump scare sounds from Five Nights at Freddy’s on your iPod

Maybe…

I was going to go with, “Cats attacking ghosts” but that works too, I guess

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

thank you for your sacrifice

i run around like a fraggle

You’ve never been in an empty room because you are always in it.