stay sane inside insanity

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

#seeing a cardboard tube activates the cain instinct

like….not 2 get into this really but..freedom of speech means that the government can’t tell you what you can and can’t say. freedom of speech does not protect you from the social/private repercussions of your actions

furthermore: freedom of speech does not entitle you to a soapbox and a bullhorn. people don’t have to listen to you. they don’t have to give you a platform. you’re allowed to say what you want but no one is required to listen to you or help you say it.

god. god. im glad i have the gay gene so i can listen to abba and lose my fucking MIND. its so sad straight people cant appreciate abba like we do

i cant stop thinking abt the two headed calf poem like ;-; i feel like a two headed calf psychologist no i will not explain

And just like in the novels, grown men and women are going out of their way to destroy her. Support our hero.

Reblog every time a girl is discredited/ignored

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

Y'all laugh at pretty much any blurry image with dumb text

I hate that I laughed at both

The oreo stuffs YOU