aspirational catboy

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

help I'm having ideas beyond my pricepoint

do think it’s funny but also endearing and validating that my psych goes out of his way to say “yes sir :)” to me through messages and in-person meetings (my therapist does too) but also i know some of that “”taking it lightly”” & not feeling like i Can be excited about it comes from my #insecurity of not thinking anyone who calls me sir/any masculine terms means it & is actually just making fun of me and slash or spending the whole time actually Not thinking i look like a man in any capacity. and as i say this i realize it sounds insane but well that’s how i have to live my life❤️

it literally makes me dread meeting new people and also scared that everyone i know is also just playing a game with me. so i can never take any wins or look forward to social interaction with anyone. because i am scared. :^)

Movie about a depressed and rather morbid autistic man planning to commit suicide and picking up a number of odd jobs in an effort to raise enough money to meticulously plan and prepay for his funeral so his mother doesn’t have to worry about it after he is gone. He begins to connect with people and enjoy life for the first time while working part time as a greeter in the funeral home, helping an eccentric old lady organize her basement, walking 7 dogs and maintaining a feral cat colony for a guy with a broken foot, playing a number of bit parts in local ads and stocking the shelves at the convenience store at night. In the end, he has befriended many of his neighbors and he decides he does not want to die and goes back to school to become a funeral director instead.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

anyone know where I can apply to the job where you push the boulder uphill and does it come with benefits

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

I want to inject this into my veins

oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication