Tower Rapunzel

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

Me high at the art gallery

she is a… curator

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

Always reblog peent.

omg!! omg

Forever reblog.

Heaven let your eent shine down.

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

Oh my goodness this makes me feel powerful I hadn’t even thought of it like this.

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

I’m the one that’s constantly changing it’s position

“Pap”