everytime i move i crunch like popcorn
and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly
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Not today Justin
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everytime i move i crunch like popcorn
and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

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Yall are actually hospitable to y'alls hookups??? I never even let mine use the bathroom with the door closed. I’ll be damned if I let a fag steal my $30 vitamin C serum.
either that or take them to a p*rk in the d*rk sis 🌃🌙👀
And have mosquito bites on my taint??? No thanks
Idk maybe because I’m from Florida… but I can’t nut unless there’s mosquitos succin on my gouché 😌
Idk why God keeps letting you survive hurricane szn
those mosquitos letting my hole HAVE it
Malaria looking at y'all’s mosqussies like
Mosqussies??? Excuse me?!
I’m sorry can we go back to the 30 dollar serum? What are you scared he’s gonna steal your vaseline and your toothpaste too ?
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
Jesus
I bet those two are couple now..
me too
This is such a great story
update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends
living for this addition tbh
One of the greatest moments in the herstory of RuPaul’s Drag Race
that was the uggliest sound I’ve ever heard….. lol
when he pulls out
LMAOOOOO

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Why is this the type of humor I enjoy
who did this
I am broken as a person and I don’t even care
my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need
you’re doing god’s work here
meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration
“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”
Dude about to make haikus:
“Oh you haven’t heard?”
fuck you
The first line is six syllables.
THIS
POEM
DOES-N’T
RHYME
That’s 5 syllables
Poem is two syllables. Po-em.
Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?
What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.
“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?
“pome” is how you say it you neanderthal who the fuck says po-em
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We have come full circle.
when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week
the comment section is a gift
It keeps going

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IT’S THE PERFECT TEXTURE FOR RUNNING, VERY LOW IMPACT……
credit to: iSEENTit / fb page
I love it every time
i love the immediate comeuppance of this expert
Redditors design worst volume sliders possible
Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )
Well, this post went a bit nuts.
That last one honestly belongs in hell
One of the greatest scenes in television history by one of the greatest shows in television history.
I want to be Louise when I grow up
The writing in this show is so flawless
the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time
[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]
The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it
the holy grail
wrong
im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

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i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
A Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according to “The devil went down to Georgia” where the Devil offers a fiddle of gold as an equal bet against a soul.
assuming a fiddle weighs about 450 grams and is primarily made out of spruce and maple. The density of spruce is 0.43 g/cm3, and the density of maple is 0.6 g/cm3. As an estimation, we’ll just average these and suppose that the average density of the material of a violin is 0.515g/cm3. so If the Fiddle weighs 450 g and has a density of 0.515 g/cm3, that means that the volume of the wood of the Fiddle is 873.8 cm3. Our hypothetical golden prize had gold in lieu of wood. So 873.8 cm3 of gold weighs 16.9 kg — almost forty pounds! — or 543.3 troy ounces.
Since the selling price of gold today is $1215.40 per ounce that gives us our value, but as for cupcakes it’s a little harder, most cupcakes sell for $2.50 to $4.00 at a bake shop, so let’s average that to $3.25, some simple division and we get our answer
Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over.
when the fuck did i do this? i have no memory of this
Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda