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if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

what did they do

What they had to do.

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

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