abracafuckyou

this gets a burst of notes every friday

knew a guy in high school who pronounced lowercase omega (ω) “weta” like theta (cause it’s greek) but with a ‘w’ (cause it looks like a ‘w’). we couldn’t stop him cause he was better at math than everyone else

does anyone else scroll down tumblr mobile and end up being put into a trance by the shitty fake phone game ads

bro you pulled the wrong pin.. now the tiger will kill the man...

bro the balls fell in the lava now this is truly a FAIL..

oh you wore an extravagant dress when you were supposed to dress modestly? kind of cringe bro

he performed this when he came to my school and that shit was funny as fuck especially because a lot of the audience was LGBT ppl and we like Got It he’s so ridiculous

is tumblr just discovering that jaboukie is a standup? do you all know he writes for TV too?!