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And sometimes it feels like we're going nowhere fast For every step forward take two steps right back I hope that it helps to know I'll help however I can ( ♬ )

First time making merch, kinda nervous...

Okay, but like seriously... how many people are actually into this? Us?

does number 24 mean nothing to you, robbo, am i just a joke to you

Your name is literally Flambae.

THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!!

our interest check can be found right here

★ synopsis:

“I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it. 

Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.” 

“So I’m just poor? That’s it?” 

“Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?” 

“I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”

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or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.

★ pairing: Flambae/Robert

★ word count: 4/6 chapters, 33,536 words

★ tags: phone sex, dom/sub dynamics, top robert/bottom flambae, porn with lots of feelings, chad is not that man's name