The Only House That's Not On Fire (Yet)

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

computer. "never quite free" by the mountain goats. loud enough to kill

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

in a way i am my own dead wife

i hope it never stops raining and everything washes away and we all die

physically i’m here but mentally i’m floating face down in a river