Wizards are just old people with glitter in their pockets

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

putting this in the body just to piss anon off: its not that deep bro 💀

we should all put comments on here until this post is longer than Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky

Reblog and comment your favorite color

blue, like a green-blue or teal, but not bright like aquamarine, more like the colour of a glacier fed lake at sunset.

A nice scarlet or crimson, like a rich blood red (but not oxblood because that's too brown, which I felt personally betrayed by as a child).

Blue, all shades of it but mostly the deep blue of the ocean. Or the blue of clear summer sky.

I have a deep love for purple. Like, royal, rich, vibrant purple. It's just so beautiful. Second fave is red but I don't know which shade. Just not the red they have in target stores. That job has ruined that red for me.

anon I know I blocked you but you seem like the kind of person who would make an alt account to check up on people who blocked you so I hope you see this post and it makes you punch a wall

this is the You Can Do What You Want post. your favourite colour can be the entire rainbow for all we care. it can be fuckin "Tuesday" if you want

My favorite color is the orange of the sun right before it slips under the horizon. Specifically the hyperbolically bright and saturated orange that no photograph can capture and no paint can replicate. and my favorite animal is hamsters

My favorite color is cool purples, any shade

biopics need to go back to hating their subject like the social network. enough puff pieces. spend 2 hours making me hate that guy and have the subject be so mad at the existence of the movie that it only makes people want to see it more. activate pvp mode and don't waste my fucking time

Love when the Doctor assumes ‘The United Nations Secretary General’ is a euphemism for lesbian sex. I think we should all adopt that

Happy Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker Monday

we don’t really have axe murderers anymore

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.