Wizards are just old people with glitter in their pockets

Dick: I HATE EVERYTHING

Bruce: what happened this time

Dick: I entered a nightwing lookalike contest

Bruce: why ?

Dick: Roy bet me fifty dollars I would loose

Dick: and I did loos

Bruce:

Dick: TO JASON

not mad at all I’ve never

been mad in my life

Get whole wheat flour.

Weigh your flour in grams. Idk. Like 500? Whatever.

Heat up like idk half that number in ml of water to like 90 F.

Add some salt and a pinch of brown sugar and a big spoonful of instant yeast to your flour and mix it up.

Get your mixer with a hook attachment or idk just use your hands and mix in the water. If it’s mud add more flour, if it’s terrible sand that won’t stick together add more water

Beat the hell out of the dough for like ten minutes, probably feeling half ways through like you added too much water and adding in a spoonful of white flour and try to balance the flour to water ratio until you go insane

Cover your bowl of dough with a damp cloth in a warm place for like idk an hour until it’s doubled in size

Beat the hell out of the dough for another ten minutes again with the dough hook or your hands whatever’s available

Shape into loaf or multiple loaves on greased cookie sheet. Cover with damp cloth for another hour.

Cut some kind of line in it idk it helps vent it or something

Bake at 375F for like 35 minutes or until the loaves reach internal temp of 200F

Put on cooling rack to cool off

The whole wheat stuff also absorbs more water than pure white flour so that’s why I go for 50% hydration.

I’m using homemade flour that my brother made and am using very little white flour at his request so this bread ends up soaking up water like nobody’s business.

Bread that’s entirely or almost entirely whole wheat is dense even when it’s done well. This is the kind of bread that’ll make you feel full after one or two slices.

There was one episode with a trans woman getting different gender-affirming operations, including breast implants. It showed the procedure, and (what I found so fascinating that it's stuck with me for decades), as soon as the doctor put the implant in, a censor blur popped up on the nipple.

And you just know there was a meeting between the TLC lawyers and the editors and producers of the show to discuss what the difference was between a "man nipple" (can be shown) and a "woman nipple" (no no must obscure, 'tis naughty). And they decided that as soon as the implant goes in and the nipple has more mass behind it, that's the moment when it becomes a woman's nipple and must be hidden to comply with TV rules.

But it's the same nipple. On the same person. I know what it looks like; I just saw it. But TV and obscenity rules are rules, and the rules say woman nipple = sexual and therefore explicit, but man nipple = neutral, just fine.

WHY, specifically, is it black peoples' facial expressions that are seen as just so comical or exaggerated? analyze the history of this nation's comedy and tell me why you might be predisposed to thinking of black peoples' faces as just, "more emotive" or exaggeratedly funny than a white or nonblack person's

and throughout those years, 00s-10s, many black bloggers -- victims of the mass staff-led purge (under the cover of them being 'russian' while reichblr still exists) -- they DID tell us it was a problem, DID try to educate people who freak out at the insinuation of 'being racist,' DID argue, DID point out the duplicity and the appropriation and the gross equivalence of african american slang with unintelligence, goofiness, etc. and they were ignored, abused, cancelled, chased off, until being eventually mass deleted by our racist transmisogynistic staff.

we didn't do enough, and the generation after us gen z "kids" didn't stop the trend. using the '-ahh' suffix. rizz. no cap. ate. delulu. it's giving. it's serving. crash out. lock in. aura. tea. main character. bruh. slay. real. keep it 100.

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