Wizards are just old people with glitter in their pockets

you people aren't CASTING

hardison/eliot "two good old boys behind the wheel chasing down bad guys in lucille" bit you will always be famous to me

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?

hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I ❤️ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"

I’m able to easily entertain myself generally but my dad can’t apparently so he walks into the room and announces that he’s bored and asks what he should do and I’m like idk man have you considered going down a Wikipedia rabbit hole or taking up a new hobby you’ll never get good at or doing some indoor exercises that’s what I do and he’s like nah and then tries to drag me to the hardware store

I get bored sometimes don’t get me wrong but that’s usually an indication that I need to find something new to look at. Or that I’m being dragged through a hardware store.

I can’t even go and look at the plants or the paint aisle because he wants opinions on things. You know damn well that I know nothing about plumbing, sir.

i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.

Trying to figure out what thing in my house would be most appealing to a medieval peasant. I’ve decided that it might just be my dad’s KitchenAid mixer.

Even if all it did was make flour from grain, it would be a HUGE deal to the peasant since that frees them from the tyranny of the miller. Which is quite expensive

Damn millers putting their thumb on the scales.

Okay but I'm getting approximately 10 billion terrible AI old man pretty lady ads for "eighty percent of people were born in the wrong place" and "your energy belongs in X location" and I cannot for the life of me comprehend who could possibly be benefitting from this. Countries seeking additional labor? Travel agencies??? I'm so numb to the grifts I've stopped asking why