Wizards are just old people with glitter in their pockets

my favorite part of psych is that shawn isn’t some born genius, every episode opener shows that he’s the product of a very insane detective father who specifically was trying to engineer the Perfect Crime Solving Machine

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

@saintgranny

there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me

disgustedly throws youtube autodubbing onto the pyre pile

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

she had babies with a what

He died :(

Raising kids alone is stressful enough without them being part wolf.

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good