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"I asked ChatGPT"

Well I asked Shawn Spencer and he pressed his fingers to his temples and said he was getting a vision

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bob-belcher

The O.C. (2003-2007)

#the oc #on queue

fairycosmos

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

#on queue

dollopheadsandclotpoles

Do people not know what enemies to lovers is anymore? How can you have 'enemies to lovers' and 'insta love' at the same time?!??! THAT MAKES NO SENSE!! LET THEM BE FUCKING ENEMIESSSSSS

#people use enemies to lovers so often when it's really more antagonists to lovers #they don't like each other and argue and insult each other is not enemies #enemies are genuinely trying to harm each other and have real hatred toward each other #and it's not that i'm against antagonists to lovers #i just think fandom should make more of a differentiation between the two tropes #because they are different and i want to know what i'm actually getting

effemimaniac

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

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knebellindemann

saw a post where someone said “there’s this new trend going on where new parents tend to forget they’re naming future adults” and I couldn’t agree more

#not really a new trend #but absolutely true #on queue

apolladay

Do you have a family group chat?

Yes, with my spouse and children

Yes, with my parents and siblings

Yes, with my extended family

Yes, one with spouse + children, one with parents + siblings

Yes, one with parents + siblings, one with extended family

Yes, one with extended family, one with spouse + children

Yes, all three

No (but I do have all three of these)

No (but I do have two of these)

No (but I do have one of these)

No (I do not have any of these family configurations)

If you have a group chat with your extended family that includes parents and siblings, count that as an extended family group chat. If you have a group chat with both parents/siblings and spouse/children, vote based on which group is more represented (for example, if you have one with your parents, your sister, and your spouse, vote for "parents + siblings"). If you are completely no-contact with any of these groups, count that as not having it.

Do you have a family group chat?

Yes, with my spouse and children

Yes, with my parents and siblings

Yes, with my extended family

Yes, one with spouse + children, one with parents + siblings

Yes, one with parents + siblings, one with extended family

Yes, one with extended family, one with spouse + children

Yes, all three

No (but I do have all three of these)

No (but I do have two of these)

No (but I do have one of these)

No (I do not have any of these family configurations)

Remaining time: 6 days 8 hours

If you have a group chat with your extended family that includes parents and siblings, count that as an extended family group chat. If you have a group chat with both parents/siblings and spouse/children, vote based on which group is more represented (for example, if you have one with your parents, your sister, and your spouse, vote for "parents + siblings"). If you are completely no-contact with any of these groups, count that as not having it.

#no #most of the texting in my family is done on a one-on-one basis

starrynet

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Remaining time: 5 days 49 minutes

starrynet

would you have chosen the edmund fitzgerald if it had been an option in the original poll?

yes. justice for the edmund fitzgerald 🚢

no, but I would have chosen a different, unlisted ship option

I’m happy with my original choice

no favorite ship/landlocked

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

#i wish i had thought of rms carpathia in the first place

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

#pillows #i got maybe a little overexcited #but pillows are nice

princesssarisa

What is your middle name?

The name of one of my parents

The name of a relative or ancestor

The name of a friend of a parent

My mother's maiden name

A religious figure's name

Just a name my parents liked

Other

I don't have a middle name

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

I'm Option #1: My middle name is my mom's name. But I'd like to know if that practice is very common or not.

#just a name they liked

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sparrowsarus

Someone rewrite Austen stories wherein John Dashwood and George Wickham get eaten by a dragon.

#on queue

64mpg

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

64mpg

the target audience of all of my posts is me

ryan-sometimes

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

mankillercalledbunny

Not to bring the serious to a very fun post, but this reaction is exactly what Mamdani is working for with his image, because in a very real way the most effective way for him to be The Mayor is if he looks like The Mayor.

This is a man who is VIOLENTLY aware that when it comes to conservatives, he is a Muslim first, a Brown Man second, an Immigrant third, a Socialist fourth, and a human a very distant fifth, if considered at all. He was also a young adult during the Obama Years and will have seen Republicans rip Obama to shreds for wearing a tan suit instead of a dark one and use literally ANY excuse they could to try and degrade his image.

Despite the fact that a mayor who wears a T-shirt and jeans might "seem more approachable" in the eyes of the average American, Zohran Mamdani knows that someone with his profile fundamentally cannot get away with that the way his White colleagues can. He has instead put in the effort to look professional and BE approachable, because not only does it make it easier for him to reach and represent his constituents, it forces everyone, including both his opponents and establishment Democrats, to engage with the work he is doing instead of judging his image. The fact that he is always seen in a suit and is recognisably The Mayor is, while also something he has fun with, a deliberate choice to ensure he is as inarguably A Professional Politician To Be Taken Seriously. The added humour of e.g. the hi-vis is a bonus, only achievable because he works so hard to Look Like The Mayor.

mankillercalledbunny

Adding these tags from @haunted-stranger-garden bc they illustrate this brilliantly

freddieandersen

Today he jumped into and swam around in a city pool, in part because Bloomberg would jump in on opening day every year (and then de Blasio and Adams refused to do so). And yes, in a suit— business suit, not swimsuit, purchased from goodwill for pool purposes— just to confirm that the Mayor Costume stays on in ALL public appearances

#this is fascinating #on queue

rederiswrites

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

#on queue

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

tini-ballerini

Should SNAP dollars be spent on sodas? I don't know, are sodas a food or beverage? If yes, then yes. (:

vensuera

Should our taxes SNAP FOR THE WEALTHY be spent on caviar and private jets? Insufferable. Every govt official is on SNAP and then want to take it from the very people that are funding their lifestyle. It’s like tithing. You give money in hopes to be looked out for but you never are. It goes to fancy cars and production cameras too often. Your taxes are tithes and your government is the church. They’re supposed to use the congregation’s donations to make sure there’s a safe place to go when there isn’t and food and care as well. But what happens? No food. No care. Just more money in the mega church bucket. Separation of state and church never existed.

vensuera

Shit**** our taxes are SNAP for them. *********

🥲 I’ve since had a nap. I almost had a stroke trying to read my own sentence.

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