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Well I asked Shawn Spencer and he pressed his fingers to his temples and said he was getting a vision

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"I asked ChatGPT"
Well I asked Shawn Spencer and he pressed his fingers to his temples and said he was getting a vision

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Acrylic on canvas 70×80 cm ““Keukenhof 2026”
i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter
(source)
👆 me
Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.
Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.
The O.C. (2003-2007)

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theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today
Do people not know what enemies to lovers is anymore? How can you have 'enemies to lovers' and 'insta love' at the same time?!??! THAT MAKES NO SENSE!! LET THEM BE FUCKING ENEMIESSSSSS
we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.
saw a post where someone said “there’s this new trend going on where new parents tend to forget they’re naming future adults” and I couldn’t agree more
Do you have a family group chat?
Yes, with my spouse and children
Yes, with my parents and siblings
Yes, with my extended family
Yes, one with spouse + children, one with parents + siblings
Yes, one with parents + siblings, one with extended family
Yes, one with extended family, one with spouse + children
Yes, all three
No (but I do have all three of these)
No (but I do have two of these)
No (but I do have one of these)
No (I do not have any of these family configurations)
If you have a group chat with your extended family that includes parents and siblings, count that as an extended family group chat. If you have a group chat with both parents/siblings and spouse/children, vote based on which group is more represented (for example, if you have one with your parents, your sister, and your spouse, vote for "parents + siblings"). If you are completely no-contact with any of these groups, count that as not having it.
Do you have a family group chat?
Yes, with my spouse and children
Yes, with my parents and siblings
Yes, with my extended family
Yes, one with spouse + children, one with parents + siblings
Yes, one with parents + siblings, one with extended family
Yes, one with extended family, one with spouse + children
Yes, all three
No (but I do have all three of these)
No (but I do have two of these)
No (but I do have one of these)
No (I do not have any of these family configurations)
If you have a group chat with your extended family that includes parents and siblings, count that as an extended family group chat. If you have a group chat with both parents/siblings and spouse/children, vote based on which group is more represented (for example, if you have one with your parents, your sister, and your spouse, vote for "parents + siblings"). If you are completely no-contact with any of these groups, count that as not having it.

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what’s your favorite ship?
titanic
hms terror
uss enterprise
ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)
captain ahab’s whaling vessel
ship of theseus
battleship monopoly token
mclennon
would you have chosen the edmund fitzgerald if it had been an option in the original poll?
yes. justice for the edmund fitzgerald 🚢
no, but I would have chosen a different, unlisted ship option
I’m happy with my original choice
no favorite ship/landlocked
you have won a lifetime supply of this
How do you feel?
good!
I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH
im drowning in my supply help
Eh it's okay
BAD. VERY BAD
results/other
you would receive the supply once a month
the brand/type will vary so you could
you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die
What is your middle name?
The name of one of my parents
The name of a relative or ancestor
The name of a friend of a parent
My mother's maiden name
A religious figure's name
Just a name my parents liked
Other
I don't have a middle name
I'm Option #1: My middle name is my mom's name. But I'd like to know if that practice is very common or not.
Someone rewrite Austen stories wherein John Dashwood and George Wickham get eaten by a dragon.
“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience
the target audience of all of my posts is me

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I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor
Not to bring the serious to a very fun post, but this reaction is exactly what Mamdani is working for with his image, because in a very real way the most effective way for him to be The Mayor is if he looks like The Mayor.
This is a man who is VIOLENTLY aware that when it comes to conservatives, he is a Muslim first, a Brown Man second, an Immigrant third, a Socialist fourth, and a human a very distant fifth, if considered at all. He was also a young adult during the Obama Years and will have seen Republicans rip Obama to shreds for wearing a tan suit instead of a dark one and use literally ANY excuse they could to try and degrade his image.
Despite the fact that a mayor who wears a T-shirt and jeans might "seem more approachable" in the eyes of the average American, Zohran Mamdani knows that someone with his profile fundamentally cannot get away with that the way his White colleagues can. He has instead put in the effort to look professional and BE approachable, because not only does it make it easier for him to reach and represent his constituents, it forces everyone, including both his opponents and establishment Democrats, to engage with the work he is doing instead of judging his image. The fact that he is always seen in a suit and is recognisably The Mayor is, while also something he has fun with, a deliberate choice to ensure he is as inarguably A Professional Politician To Be Taken Seriously. The added humour of e.g. the hi-vis is a bonus, only achievable because he works so hard to Look Like The Mayor.
Adding these tags from @haunted-stranger-garden bc they illustrate this brilliantly
Today he jumped into and swam around in a city pool, in part because Bloomberg would jump in on opening day every year (and then de Blasio and Adams refused to do so). And yes, in a suit— business suit, not swimsuit, purchased from goodwill for pool purposes— just to confirm that the Mayor Costume stays on in ALL public appearances
Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.