a book half unread

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

the greatest shit on the earth.

timeless classic

“and some huge meteor is like eh fuck that”

Ah, motherland!

Fucking kangaroos.

Hallucinations Matzo.

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

Normalize doing absolutely NOTHING this weekend for your mental health.

a pet peeve of mine is when people say a character is “canonically straight” simply because they are shown to have heterosexual encounters in the text. like everyone must be straight until proven otherwise. meanwhile nobody is ever canonically gay/bi unless it’s spelled out in block letters

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying