ladies can be a little evil. as a treat.

It's okay to have blatant double standards that favor women

women love when there’s a woman

having sex with a girl is all abt learning her attack patterns. or else

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

Love watching femslash gifs on tumblr it’s like going to a fancy sushi place where the chef cuts only the gayest morsels out of a huge nasty heterosexual tuna and serves them right into your mouth like a momma bird.

i see that i've carefully put that important document away in a completely unknown location

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

how does anybody do anything

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

otium stroll in the morning i turn the forum urbisexual. tailored toga and cucci sandals. curls so flawless they make maecenas look bucolic. on the hunt for senatorial milfs

movies… much to talk about. wow ❤️

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope