pick me up or put me down (like a dog)

well stuff me in a pitta and cover me in garlic sauce

idk why I expected mcr to post about bullets. I’ve forgotten who they are

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

getting high so i can more fully imagine early transitional amphibians

they can coming out of the water and back in

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

we talk about how cis people are just handed a gender and accept it without thought but I think what we fail to mention is that the same happens with sexuality

this extends beyond the bounds of simple heterosexuality. it's also about being told that you enjoy skinny white cis women with button noses and straight hair and no stretch marks and no cellulite etc. lotta gay people never let go of that one!

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

Those numbers suggest Georg is currently eating an average of over 769 thousand spiders per second

bullets day, to those enlightened also known as geoffrard day