I SERVE NONE BUT KORROK

eating michigan shaped sour candy rn. i'm being informed they're called michigummies

This edible ain’t shi- *wakes up in muskegon*

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

um. you probably should not mix these activities

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

fuck yesss 👍

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

This is straight up David lynch dialogue