hoatdoags

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

you ever see a girl

you ever out driving and you see a girl so pretty you wanna get into a non-fatal car on-purpose with her just so she's legally obligated to talk to you? i've got a $500 beater that i pay an unsettling insurance premium on specifically for this tactic. protip if you wanna get in on the game: don't ever hit a newer-looking Kia Soul. i tapped this chick's bumper the other day cuz her hair looked like it smelled good and the impact sent my shit flying rearwards into a Chase bank with preposterous force. yup, all Souls model year '23 and later are made of hyperbounce rubber

Another reason to hate Kia Souls

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

You do not get to take someone else’s OCs for yourself just because you don’t like how their creator is treating them.

It’s 2025 and I still somehow get surprised with how much people go apeshit over imaginary people

when ur making drip coffee in the machine and pull the vessel out before it's done brewing and the little coffee udder starts getting big and full and leaking & groaning & sputtering until u put the vessel back & it sprays out the buildup hard. what the hell is that all about.