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My phone: *incoming call* Me: 🔫👀

your honor i was just being a little silly

the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist

beats being a godless degenerate from the left

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

coming out of quarantine like

WHAT a goddamn mood

CONNOR