come settle in my slow-burning heart

unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

babygirls of the world the beauty industry will never ever ever be your friend. it actively hates you and wants the worst for you and always will <3

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

hate when people ask me why I'm so tired. like girl are you not

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

Become ungovernable

That sign can't stop me because I ate it

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary