What's Cookin' Good Lookin'

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

my biggest kink is being liked and wanted

googled my symptoms and turns out I have to have a pretty girl kiss me

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

realistically there is no chance i will have time to read, imma still bring a book though

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things