What's Cookin' Good Lookin'

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

realistically there is no chance i will have time to read, imma still bring a book though

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

i hope march lands softly like a bird on your shoulder and sings the sweetest song for you i hope its light drenches your soul i hope it leaves you stunned by its tenderness and more hopeful than ever

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

when you get home from work you must not sit down. sit down is the momentum killer. sitting down is the little-death that brings not eating dinner until 11pm. I will not sit down. I will permit the desire to sit to pass over and through me.

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post