you can have my back any day

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

Best post I've seen all day

This show hurts my brain

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

“Yeah, me and Gordon Ramsay are both morons” is one of my favorite comebacks ever written.

3 times the Omega3s

Squirrelly Dan is right

S & P, the choice for mee

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

You can lie when you name things

person (non-practicing)

| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike | | pit, with kind of an air of irritation |↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh

your cat was an honor to see in the window