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I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes.

JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020

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god’s only intention in making earth was this. humans and everything else was an accident

this is god’s one and only vision

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“When I started my musical career, I was a maid,” she told the audience. “I used to clean houses. My parents, my mother was a proud janitor. My stepfather, who raised me like his very own, worked at the post office and my father was a trash man — they all wore uniforms. And that’s why I stand here today in my black and white and I wear my uniform to honor them.”

starsona

Yall better not be pretending that Janelle Monae doesn’t fucking exist

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Life magazine, May 1933

unicornships

Compilation of all the times Toph called Aang his best nickname ever, in chronological order. Sorry Aang, you’ll forever be known as Twinkle Toes.

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unexplained-events

Reported Bigfoot Sightings

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lalaithion

808sandamenbreaks

Can’t believe Bigfoot was looking at furry porn while reading Martha Stewart in an IHOP

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fireb0y

STICK HIM LEGS UP IN THE AIR

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imcubo

frescos in the villa Santo Sospir, by Jean Cocteau

24ozsteak

FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!

24ozsteak

YES

khaos4k

“the colony can regenerate injured parts or continue growing after being broken apart. Unless all individual clones are killed at the same time, a colony can theoretically live forever”

This thing is fucking mythical

elvencantation

yeehaw

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Living in 3019.

[Yes, they’ve considered summer, and there are auto-open panels when it gets too hot.]

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dumpytits

#i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for

femmedilemma

how is this funny to anyone.

Those people obviously don’t realize the extremely high kill rate for cats at shelters, not to mention that people literally dump indoor cats outside when they don’t want them anymore, and indoor cats often die due to starvation/predators (duh they have no survival skills).

Also - I might also be crying.

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Jackson Galaxy is awesome. His story is is that he used to be a drug addict, and that while he was in the beginning of his recovery he saved a stray cat and nursed it back to life, and in return the cat essentially did the same for him, and ever since then, he’s taught himself everything there is to know about cats and their behavior. Cats saved his life, so he’s saving cats lives. He’s awesome.

fenharellan13

His show has taught me more about how to take care of a cat than I learned from growing up with one.

iron-sunrise

Jackson Galaxy is the patron fucking saint of cats and I swear to god I will fight anybody coming for him. You will catch these hands.

anightvaleintern-blog1

I don;t like when people make fun of Jackson Galaxy when he gets emotional.

Because a.) I get really fucking emotional over cats too, fuck you

and b.) it’s mostly because he’s a man and a patriarchal belief that men can’t cry or have feelings.

academicfeminist

PLUS! He actually gives GREAT behavior advice, unlike another TV personality who works with canines and shall not be named because my blood pressure can’t handle his ass rn

burgrs

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

pizzapugss

Fun fact!!

Cats don’t only purr because they’re content! When they’re sick, or when a kitten/companion is sick, they purr to help heal faster. So if you’re feeling down and your cat friend comes up to purr on you, it’s because they sense something’s up and they want to help you feel better!

psychicbirdstarlight

Imagine beeing an animal that literally has a build in ‘comfort my loved ones’ function and still have people think you are an asshole by nature.

rednightmare18

My mom has an asshole cat. He’s pushy, standoffish, demanding, hates to be pet, won’t sit on laps, grumbles and bites other cats. All the typical asshole cat stuff. (Yes, he’s healthy and has regular check-ups; he’s just a dick.)

I got really sick while house-sitting for my mom last winter. My nose and ears sealed up completely, my chest was congested, my throat cracked, my eyes swelled up and I couldn’t really sleep because my airways kept closing the second I’d lie down. I’d just lie on the couch on a mound of pillows and periodically fall in and out of a daze.

After about three days of this, I snapped alert all of a sudden in the wee hours of morning, choking, unable to inflate my lungs all the way.

My mom’s asshole cat was huddled down on all fours smack in the middle of my chest, looking horrifically uncomfortable with the situation, PURRING and PURRING like a damn chainsaw.

He cracked an eye to glare at me when I moved to pet him. This doesn’t make us friends, he said.

“Good kitty,” I croaked, rubbing his cheek with one finger. “Nice kitty. Good boy.”

You stink, he said. You disgust me.

Then he brushed off my finger, shut his eye, hunkered tighter, and kept purring. I fell asleep. I don’t know exactly how long he was there, but it was at least a solid hour.

Even asshole cats will cast heal on you.

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vrabia

‘nasa just emailed a wrench to space’ i genuinely, unironically love how i’ve come to a point where i just take this stuff in stride, like i was in 3rd grade when we got our first vcr and now we’re here. emailing wrenches to space. i love it so much.

becausebirds

“My relative did an eye exam on a Great-horned Owl”

madsciences

I was worried it was trauma at first but I’m glad it’s not so I can guiltlessly laugh at this owl

spiralmenace

LEFT EYE SEES THE FUTURE, RIGHT EYE SEES THE PAST

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