Hi it’s my birthday (im 23 now agh) but it’s also officially BLEACH MONTH LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!
✧ BLEACH characters when they’re drunk
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Spends two hours insisting that he’s “totally fine, awesome sauce, guuci, badass”
Accidentally starts a therapy session where everyone ends up… crying?
A little bit tipsy and compliments inanimate objects lmao
“This lamp has been supporting us this whole time!”
Gets fascinated by the ice cubes callling them temporary rocks idk
Stays correcting peoples grammar even when he’s drunk… okay grammar police
Suddenly he’s the goat at poetry
And no one knows why he got more talented… other than being a greatest traitor…
The only one who’s capable of giving directions when it’s time to go home
Everyone assumes he must be drunk because he’s smiling. He’s just having a nice time
Got challenged into arm wrestling
Winner winner chicken dinner
Starts every sentence with “WATCH THIS” despite everyone begging him not to do whatever bullshit he’s up to
Arm wrestles with Sado, loses, demands a second chance, loses faster
Gets incredibly sentimental
“You guys are like… like… my family”
How dare he represent his little clan THIS bad
Immediately feels regret and ashamed for getting drunk
Honor, duty, and all goes down the drain blah blah blah
Removed his scarf because he was “feeling reckless”
Randomly decided that everyone’s life would 100% improve if they owned a rabbit
Climbs onto a chair because she’s “breaking her silence” everyone shush
“I… ah man I forgot what I was gonna say!”
Welcome to his upside down drunk society
Started every sentence with “See, the thing is…” and never actually gets to the thing LMAOOO
Puts on music and stays criticizing others for their own music taste… that’s now how it works
Ends up slowly walking backwards to a couch
Sorry but he’s using his hat to wipe away the sweat that’s built up on his face from how drunk he is
Damn hat stinks so bad now
Cracks the dumbest, stupidest, and hideous jokes and no one laughs except for him
“HahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!”
That smile does NOT go away when it’s drunk gin hours
He’s a tad bit more evil than usual
Stays hiding in the shadows but got dizzy and ended up falling to the floor
Labeled himself as the worlds greatest traitor
He’s even more polite when he’s drunk
“You rubbed your eyes today? That’s wonderful.”
He later enters into a stage of regret and guilt for being a sick man while also being drunk
Spent an hour apologizing to the empty bottle next to him
This is nothing new for him, really
He starts singing some random song he claimed to not like at all ( I’ll let you pick a song for that)
One more drink…. *hiccup*
Falls in a very very veryyyyy deep and drunk sleep afterwards… we shall see him wake up until next year
“My entire plan…” and gets distracted halfway through his speech
Randomly compliments that damn tea he drinks (which most likely is the cause of his explosive dia—)
Insists he wasn’t manipulating anyone, just strategically encouraging…
Puts an arm around gin calling him his “favorite traitor”
This guy turns into a professional tattoo lecturer explaining why he has 69 on his beautiful gorgeous face
He acts tough.. “I fear nothing”
Five minutes later.. “Can someone take me home?”
Posts random stuff on his Instagram
“Don’t text, only real ones know why” “11:11 make a wish”
He starts to find beauty in everything such as rain, the melted ice cube in his glass, the moon..
“Fun is temporary” mannn just go dance
Doesn’t really care about drinking… jk jk butttt if anything he got even more sleepy
Light snores and occasionally lets out little burps LMAOO
He’s also gonna wake up until next year…
Nahhh everyone better run AND hide cause shit isn’t funny no more
He starts picking fights with almost anyone and anything he sees. Yes that includes the random tree that he got offended by
Starts a drinking contest and loses
Earth to Ulquiorra… earth to Ulquiorra… EARTH TO ULQUIORRA DAMMIT
He’s just too quiet it’s honestly scary… he’s not even blinking at all
He needs to leave immediately
Loudest trash talker everrrrrr
Something about not wanting to look weak in front of others, who can eat the hottest wings, warriors don’t need chairs, blah blah
Gets jealous of attention
Weakness must NOT be shown… NEVER
Doesn’t recognize himself at all… he’s probably going even more crazy
All because he smiled… ONCE
“I regret to inform you.. I require another drink.”
Nevermind, he wants to go home so bad
Goes around giving random bro hugs
Insists he’s fine and hits his head against the wall. “The wall moved.”
Accidentally sets his glass on fire… key word “accidentally”
Goes around talking about Jugram. “But you know what his problem is? Actually, don’t answer that.”
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