believing in rom-communism

sorry can't talk rn i'm looking up the menu of a restaurant i'm going to in a week

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

I’m a normal adult woman with interests appropriate for my age bracket. That said, Tom Holland should fire his agents and hire me. Tom Holland thinks his audience is primarily men and makes movies for mostly their viewing pleasure; Tom Holland is wrong and Tom Holland shouldn’t. Tom Holland, do you think MEN account for the 175 MILLION YouTube views of you performing “Umbrella” in drag? I assure you they do not. Tom Holland is married to one of the most beautiful and popular women in the world FOR A REASON. Tom Holland thinks he is Mark Wahlberg but Tom Holland is Hugh Grant. Tom Holland should be in Jane Austen adaptations. Tom Holland should be in romantic comedies. Tom Holland should be speaking with his natural British accent at all times. If Timothee Chalamet had even an ounce of Tom Holland’s effortless likability, he’d have won four Oscars already. Tom Holland is for women!

what feels weird about publishing fanfictions as novels to me is that the primary function of published novels is storytelling whereas the primary function of fan content is play. like in a fanfic, you can do a lot of telling vs showing because you are playing, and the playful/informal aspect is what makes the reading enjoyable. but doing the same thing in a standalone novel is shitty writing because an original story is not the same thing as a fanfic. and just as fanfics shouldn't be held to a professional writing standard to be considered "good writing," fic tropes become corny and boring when they're presented as original novels. do i sound insane. whatever

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)