bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

world heritage post

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

My Name Is Human Hair

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

really not a fan of how illiteracy is treated like a moral repellent and a justifiable excuse for social mockery, rejection, and exclusion. and ofc these ‘jokes’ and conversations often forget how access to education in itself is very privileged and ignore relevant conversations surrounding class-based discrimination.

online definitions of ‘literacy’ for very long now have been divorced from the actual meaning of the word in a way I find very problematic and full of grand pretensions. you’re not a connoisseur of culture and art setting yourself apart from the ignorant and uneducated masses, you’re an asshole and not essentially very different from a playground bully who likes to make people feel small so you can feel big

the rule of tumblr is that all your most insightful commentary must be buried under a mandatory "This is What You stupid fucking people Don't Fucking Get" just make it as hostile and offputting as possible. really aim to make people unsafe, cause we all know that's when people are most likely to listen