GUT THAT BABY WOLF!

sometimes tumblr pervert posting reads like it should have a png of the joker attached to it

"I wanna play two games" - SAWS

these days the circus isn't funny and the bread kills you

But it is amazing. It is digital

I’ve been watching so many old garbage movies recently that I’ve started to have like 60s sci fi themed nightmares where I’m being attacked by like horrible ape monsters and it’s actually scary as fuck! What an awful problem to have

Last night I had a dream about a terrible science experiment called Moon 13 that involved putting scantily clad women inside of large lava lamps to harness their innate psychic ability. I wish this was a joke

So i chopped off your fingers. whatever. Your real enemies are the oligarchs who run this country

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

it's kinda embarrassing when you have a fetish that has the most obvious crystal clear psychosexual explanation like okay you didn't even try with that one...

everyone in the grocery store is my enemy