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Eles me chamam de O Chupacabra por que eu pratico a pederastia passiva por via oral em cidadãos brasileiros da região nordeste.

tetrafelino

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#JSJKSJDSJ #tava na rua rindo desse post e meu psicólogo tava atrás de mim 💀#br tag

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vykodlak

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

#why are only villains allowed to serve cunt #corruption arc but you get to keep the cool outfit. I’d go evil for like a week tops and walk away with a pretty suit

nh2d-deactivated20220723

my favourite bizarre arthurian facts to drop on unsuspecting people:

lancelot was very literally raised in a lake

gawain has a talking fox sidekick who shows him how to cross the river of the dead

morgan le fay’s best frenemy/gf is an ancient greek oracle who slept with alexander the great

gawain has to investigate his own murder not once but THREE times because people just will not stop faking his death

arthur has a pet parrot

one time mordred ate a dead body

gawain said he wanted to be turned into a maiden to be able to love lancelot as a maiden could. he was very high on painkillers at the time

lancelot’s birth name is galahad and his son’s name is galahad and his ex-boyfriend’s name is galehaut and his grandfather’s name is lancelot and his uncle’s name is bors and his cousin’s name is also bors.

there are upwards of ten characters named yvain

gawain was kidnapped by pirates as a child. this explains a lot about him i think

look i know its a basic one but the absolute shock that ppl go through when i say lancelot was raised in a lake? like IN a lake? classic. timeless. theres a reason i listed it first and it bears repeating. the man is aquatic

#bears mentioning that lancelot’s birth mother was called elaine. the mother of lancelot’s son galahad? also elaine #so. lancelot grandson of lancelot; son of elaine; who’s birth name is galahad is father of galahad; son of elaine.#arthuriana #arthurian legend

solitairians

they call me the text ignorer for reasons I'll probably explain to you in a few days or so

#i’ll probably reply soon is the devil talking #in a blink of an eye a month has passed

quasi-normalcy

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

quasi-normalcy

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

#absolutely me as a child including the disdain #‘they have run out of any actual jokes disappointingly fast. not only is it disgusting but also boring and I have no hope for this movie’#<- annoying lil tomato sprout watching shrek

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brasileirada

#magali learns therapy speech #turma da mônica #brazil

zzoupz

MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

non-tyrannical-usa

HAPPY YAOI DAY!!!

non-tyrannical-usa

it's that time of the year again my dudes

andhumanslovedstories

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

#very good to shorten my screen time if the phone is on the other side #very bad to not drink water cause kitchen is too far #a blessing and a curse. a blurse if you will

iamnmbr3

Not to start discourse but I will be forever mad that every time I go into the Goncharov tag I see people complaining that they watched the movie expecting a soft queer romcom about pure cinnamon rolls and instead they got a complex and violent film about deeply flawed people where everyone dies.

By all means, engage in fandom however you choose. But don’t blame the source material for not being consistent with some random fanon on tumblr. Kinda wild to get mad that the movie about violent, morally dark grey criminals has violence, crime and moral greyness in it. You know? Also, imho given the time this movie was made, the queer coding was daring; this is NOT an example of queerbaiting.

#I miss gonchposting so much #been doing goncharov fanwork on my time but didn’t want to post cause feels like throwing them to the void lol #but maybe they deserve the void. maybe the void is hungry. much to think about #goncharov

oldmanpusspuss

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

#clicking on that first episode is so hard. the moment that thumbnail shows up i lose all motivation I’ve ever had

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tennesseewillams

women love when there’s a woman

junglejim4322

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

#autism

penny-anna

Anyway here is my take:

I think trying to make a movie out of The Odyssey (not the story of Odysseus, but The Odyssey as in the poem) is a bit of a doomed endeavour as the structure of The Odyssey simply does not jive with the structure of the Hollywood movie

I think you COULD make a good movie out of the odyssey but would need to engage w the fact that it's a work which veers back and forth between fantasy and realism; that it's a story told out of chronogical order; and also that it is a Trickster Hero story first and foremost. It is perhaps best done as a comedy but with the occasional shocking swerve into graphic violence.

penny-anna

Here are my opinions:

The Odyssey should be a musical but ☝️only some of the time. When Odysseus is narrating? Musical. Penelope and Telemachus on Ithaca? 🙅‍♀️

Odysseus can break the fourth wall during the parts where he's narrating.

Movie opens with Odysseus inside Charybdis, whirling around and around clinging to a tiny raft and screaming. *Freeze frame* yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

penny-anna

In essence am I implying it should be tonally similar to the emperor's new groove but with ultra violence? Perhaps

#odysseus should be allowed to make direct eye contact with the camera #no other character should see the fourth wall but I’ll allow them to acknowledge him doing this and thinking he’s going crazy #not giving the gods a pass either. only odysseus #maybe hermes #ithaca should be a political suspense but telemachus has ☝️ one song and it will be in a sad 13yo playlist in seconds

tomatoclown

Never in my life did I think I would owe paraguay anything but honestly shoutout to them for beating the germans they’re doing the lords work out there

tomatoclown

what I’ve said before about europeans does NOT apply right now,, I owe spain my peace of mind, the spanish people will be forever blessed for this public service

#a loss for argentina is a win for the world <3 #the way they can’t even lose with dignity like girl the game is over why are you still fighting??#free from hearing sport commentators talk about messi ever again‼️ to the retirement home with thee #world cup

jeezilikesports

YESSS

#fucking finally omfg we’re free #PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH!!#world cup

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pathogenflock

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.