look at my dog

i am a 1750′s ghost and life is a group of thirteen year olds using a ouija board to ask me if josh from homeroom has a crush on them

this but i’m the ghost of josh from homeroom

The fact there is a top hat implies there is a bottom hat as well.

No it doesn’t moron

“Darth” is to Sith lords what “Lil” is to rappers.

Darth Wayne

Lil Plagueis

Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”

Plants don’t wage war

Mint and strawberries, too. They need to be quarantined or they will kill basically everything else. 

This post did not go where I expected it to.

Yall mother fuckers don’t even talk unless you’ve had to wage war on kudzu (it’s an ivy strain directly from Hell) that shit doesn’t just wage war with other plants, it wages war with all living things on planet earth. It’s some gnarly ass Blood for the Blood God, Chlorophyll for the Chlorophyll Throne demon weed. 

Near my parents’ house in Oregon there’s an old WWII army training camp that’s long been abandoned, and it’s full of concrete remnants of buildings that are completely overrun with blackberries. It’s a really great spot to go berry picking, and it has an eerie, post-apocalyptic feel.

That’s not even considering allelopathic interactions between plants-look up the black walnut tree (its toxin, juglone, is the most famous example)- basically, it wages chemical warfare on nearby plants through the root system (though the nutshells also contain juglone too). Juglone discourages germination rates and even inhibits root growth of already existing plants! Allelopathy in general is a new field-theres Discourse™ because each particular toxins only works on specific plants, which vary; therefore it’s really fucking hard to regulate & compile enough data to test out the effects of such chemicals compared to other factors (pests, soil depletion, etc), but theres a little community still because Targeted Pesticides™ would be really rad yo

So yeah you go plants go poison that waterhole

Um i was skimming the post and saw PLANT WARS so,,, I may have dumped a little too much,,, Suffice to say that plants are super versatile and should be feared Bow before them

Nature, red in tooth, claw, and rhizome.

@disgustingplants

And not a single mention of mugwort or garlic mustard.

How about Scotchbroome?

So… can we have treehouses, or…?

Yes.

Man this post was a fucking rollercoaster

It was.

Is it racism? Like don’t get me wrong I think some of it stems from racism but I thought it was more because she isn’t British than anything else??

Narrator: It was racism.

Oprah always picks the best stories to share

PREACH!

The year 2021 will have a lot of “hindsight is 2020” jokes.

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

I can’t stop watching this. 

#I watched this for too long to not reblog

Whoa.

What if there is a gang out there completely made up of undercover cops who all think they are the only undercover cop in the gang.

I would watch this movie

If a wolf gets bitten by a werewolf, does it turn into a human on a full moon?