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i am a 1750ā²s ghost and life is a group of thirteen year olds using a ouija board to ask me if josh from homeroom has a crush on them
this but iām the ghost of josh from homeroom
untitled goose game but the title character is johannes brahms
The fact there is a top hat implies there is a bottom hat as well.
No it doesnāt moron
My bottom hat.
āDarthā is to Sith lords what āLilā is to rappers.
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Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. āI killed your friend, here hold him.ā
āFriendā
Its more of I killed a potential enemy. Hold his dismembered corpse in victory.
Plants donāt wage war
Ever heard of blackberries?
Yes, plants do wage war
Mint and strawberries, too. They need to be quarantined or they will kill basically everything else.Ā
I planted mint in the ground 2 years ago.
Itās currently fighting a bitter battle to the death against the raspberries attempting to invade from the east while trying to annex the patio.
Could go either way at this point TBH. Unless, of course, I take a shovel and the blowtorch out there and battle both back to within their original boundaries.
And anyone wondering if a blowtorch is overkill for weeding back mint has never actually planted mint.
This post did not go where I expected it to.
Our garden plot at my childhood home slowly got overrun by wild blackberries after we stopped managing it while my sister and I were in nursing school. And by overrun I mean it was like a 4 foot tall thicket of wild blackberries. It hadnāt been touched by humans in at least 4 years. I started the ultimately futile task of trying to clear this plot with a machete and discovered to my amazement a patch of mint several feet across underneath the canopy of blackberry, still fighting the good fight all those years later.
Ultimately it took two jars of homemade napalm and some creative fire placement to clear that patch but I damn sure saved that patch of mint. It earned the right to be there.
Yall mother fuckers donāt even talk unless youāve had to wage war on kudzu (itās an ivy strain directly from Hell) that shit doesnāt just wage war with other plants, it wages war with all living things on planet earth. Itās some gnarly ass Blood for the Blood God, Chlorophyll for the Chlorophyll Throne demon weed.Ā
Can second the comments of Kudzu.
I forget where I read it but thereās this one tree that creates an extremely flammable substance thatās in both the bark and leaves. Dead trees become torches and crushed up leaves become dust-incendiary, all while the plantās seeds are Giant Redwood levels of resilient to open flame. IE it has a goddamn scorched earth policy. Itās even more badass than plants that use toxins to starve other plants.
Iād like to third the comments on Kudzu. These are the battlefields:
See those weird pillars? Those were trees. See that strange lump in the middle? That wasĀ a house. Everything green you see in this photo is kudzu.
Near my parentsā house in Oregon thereās an old WWII army training camp thatās long been abandoned, and itās full of concrete remnants of buildings that are completely overrun with blackberries. Itās a really great spot to go berry picking, and it has an eerie, post-apocalyptic feel.
Thatās not even considering allelopathic interactions between plants-look up the black walnut tree (its toxin, juglone, is the most famous example)- basically, it wages chemical warfare on nearby plants through the root system (though the nutshells also contain juglone too). Juglone discourages germination rates and even inhibits root growth of already existing plants! Allelopathy in general is a new field-theres Discourse⢠because each particular toxins only works on specific plants, which vary; therefore itās really fucking hard to regulate & compile enough data to test out the effects of such chemicals compared to other factors (pests, soil depletion, etc), but theres a little community still because Targeted Pesticides⢠would be really rad yo
So yeah you go plants go poison that waterhole
Um i was skimming the post and saw PLANT WARS so,,, I may have dumped a little too much,,, Suffice to say that plants are super versatile and should be feared Bow before them
Phragmites australisaĀ invades and conquers new territory by squirting acid on other plants so strong it dissolves roots in under half an hour.
(I watched a mint vs ivy showdown. Ā The ivy won.)
Nature, red in tooth, claw, and rhizome.
This thread made my day so much better.
Also, I did have a mint plant a few years back, and I moved out and nobody in my family bothered to care for it, so it got BEYOND OVERGROWN and had taken over the entire plot I had for the mini garden. Mint needs to be restrained to a pot for the good of all gardens
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And not a single mention of mugwort or garlic mustard.
How about Scotchbroome?
So⦠can we have treehouses, or�
Man this post was a fucking rollercoaster
It was.
No wonder Megan Markle wants to leave UK
Is it racism? Like donāt get me wrong I think some of it stems from racism but I thought it was more because she isnāt British than anything else??
Narrator: It was racism.
Watch: PresidentĀ Jimmy Carter tells Oprah America is no longer a democracy, itās an oligarchy ā and heās not wrong.
Oprah always picks the best stories to share
PREACH!
Harry potter au
Where everything is the same except everyone is played by John C. Riley

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The year 2021 will have a lot of āhindsight is 2020ā jokes.
When
You thing you're pregnant but it's just gas
You think you're having a heart attack but it's just gas
You think you've lost all faith in humanity but it's just gas
You think your gall bladder ruptured but it's just gas
Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I canāt helping thinking about that old quoteĀ Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.
But no, if you watch closely youāll see she doesnāt even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. Iād be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her.Ā
I canāt stop watching this.Ā
#I watched this for too long to not reblog
Whoa.
Okay so this is true, but a tiny part of a wider truth.Ā
Ginger Rogers was a FUCKING BADASS. Ignore for a sec the rampant sexism in Hollywood (they once bleached Ā her hair blonde in wardrobe without telling her beforehand), the fact that she fought her whole career against typecasting and stereotyping from fellow actors (Katharine Hepburn famously said of the Astaire/Rogers partnership āshe gave him sex. He gave her classā ) for starting out in musicals, and went on to have a career lasting over fifty years, winning a Best Actress Oscar (Kitty Foyle, 1940). But⦠JUST focusing on the Astaire moviesā¦
Not only did she danceĀ ābackwardsā in high heels, the dances were a task in themselves. Astaire was an absolute perfectionist and choreographed for himself, so as a younger, less experienced dancer Rogers came in at a disadvantage and worked her ass off to match him.Ā
Then thereās the filming complications⦠these numbers were filmed in ONE TAKE. So one thing goes wrong and you have to start over. Maybe you make a mistake or maybe your dress flies up becauseā¦
Ginger had to contend with her wardrobe. Dancing in heels is the norm at this time, but dancing in a dress designed for cinema cameras⦠not so much. They were heavy, embellished, uncomfortable, restrictive and cumbersome and essentially a third member of the dance, strapped to the body of one partner.Not only did she have to dance and look good, she had to control the dress too!
Take this routine from Swing Time⦠(it gets going proper at 1:30ish)
This dress has weights, YES WEIGHTS, sewn in to the hem to make it fly out and create a visual effect. So itās heavy, it hurts if it hits you, and your partner gets mad if it hits him. So you gotta control it.Ā
Well it turns out all these factors on this set, this particular day arenāt going so well. So youāre doing take after take, hereās no labour laws, so at 4am after 18 hours youāre still going, even though part of the routine requires you to spin up those curved stairs with no rail at high speedā¦.
Okay so now back to those high heels. In Gingerās autobiography she vividly remembers this night as the night she bled though her shoes. They did so many takes, her feet blistered, bled, and the white satin high heels she was wearing finished he night pink because they were literally full of blood.Ā And still they keep shooting. She keeps dancing.
The take they use in the film is the last. Early hours. Bloody feet. And she spins, acts and bosses out until that last second. Because she was that professional, talented and bloody minded. This is the last set of spinsā¦Ā
So I say once again. Ginger Rogers was a badass.
She did everything Fred Astaire did backwards, in high heels, wearing a 20 pound dress, exhausted, injured and standing in a pool of her own blood. And watching her perform, you would never know.
Me: I'll stop reading at 11
Clock: 11:02
Me: oops too late better stop at 12

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What if there is a gang out there completely made up of undercover cops who all think they are the only undercover cop in the gang.
I would watch this movie
If a wolf gets bitten by a werewolf, does it turn into a human on a full moon?