i did the fifty shades of gold thing
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@toisiit
i did the fifty shades of gold thing
oh no
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28305060
merry christmas babes

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I was wondering if you could do a moment in the LP universe where Athanasia was trained in the sword secretly so before she gets killed she demands a trial by combat. Just like Tyrion did from game of thrones. That would be so awesome. I could only imagine the line “ I’m guilty of a monstrous crime being born and in the process killing my mother” or “I’m guilty of being your unwanted daughter.” The amount of sass would be amazing!
(i am so sorry that this is so late I BASICALLY FORGOT TUMBLR EXISTED AHHH)
bro just IMAGINE A DUEL BETWEEN ATHY (and maybe claude OHOHO YES YES) because athy is like “i know you won’t listen to me, so i demand a trial by combat!” and everyone is like hah she’s gonna lose anyways (because they don’t know that she trained for that) and claude is just there and he scoffs, demanding that it takes place then and there (a lil like this):
“who do you think you are to challenge the court for a trial by combat?“ his voice is cold and his gaze colder, but it doesn’t deter athanasia. he watches as her hand drops to her side as if to rest on a sword that they both know isn’t there and scoffs, eyes narrowing as he straightens in his seat. “i’ll entertain your pitiful claims for a moment. tomorrow, at dusk. i will personally see to it that your fight will be against me, so state your winnings. if you lose, i shall relieve you of your head.“ he pauses, a smirk crossing his face. “well, you’ll be dead already if you lose.”
athanasia bites her lip for a moment, eyes closing as she calms her rapidly beating heart before snapping her gaze to meet his. “if i win, then i desire your throne. i would’ve already slaughtered you by winning, and so i wish to stake my claim upon the throne that rightfully belongs to me. we both know that jennette isn’t truly your daughter, so let the one with the real blood rule.” a smirk that rivals claude’s stretches across her face, mimicking her father’s perfectly. roger alpheus’s blood runs cold at the sight and he stiffens, reaching blindly behind him to grip his son’s wrist. ijekiel glances up at his father before turning back to focus on the blonde, curious about what she was saying. the idea of her winning was absurd, but her ruling above them all? what kind of nonsense was that?
“... you wish to have my throne if you win?“
“yes, your majesty.“
claude actually laughs. “so be it then, wench.”
and yknow it’s the next day and the duel happens and all claude can think about is how similar his daughter’s form is to a woman he barely remembers. there’s that same golden hair, that same sharp gaze. when she shifts her weight from one foot to the other in order to escape his blade, he swears it looks like she’s dancing. but when she stabs her own sword forward, the blade snaps out like a deadly lick to his side that makes him bring his sword down to parry, to protect himself. it’s bloody insane and he knows it, and it feels like deja vu at that rate.
athanasia uses a bit of magic and it ends up startling claude (because he never knew she could use it) so he gets pinned to the floor, and athanasia’s last words to him are:
“you tried to blame me for a crime i didn’t commit. the only crime i am guilty of is being your unwanted daughter, so watch me rise above you, father.“
yeah and then he dead LOL SORRY I CAN’T WRITE THESE DAYS
but fr am i wrong AM I WRONG OP THAT IDEA IS SO COOL OKAY YOU GENIUS sorry i couldn’t make it better ahaha
Had a cat boy Lucas fever dream it was nightmarish
"nyan nyan athy~"
HSBSHSBSHSHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHSGABABAHHSHAHAHHA LUCAS AS A CATBOY AHSVSBSHHSHSHAHA
tell me more I'm in love
i write down my ideas for stuff right like it's in my wattpad drafts but I'm not gonna post them or anything bc they're either for private aus or just ideas that probably aren't gonna be accepted by my wmmap audience (bc it's for other fandoms or original etc etc) and you have NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES IVE HAD A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE I ALMOST CLICKED PUBLISH
thing is like I wouldn't really mind that much bc I could just unpublish but my readers would get a notif saying "toisiit has published babey ideas - demon porn"
how do i explain this
WHY DID I JUST OUT THE FACT THAT I HAVE A RANDOM IDEA NICKNAMED DEMON PORN I-
i swear it's not what you think it is
well it kind of is but ITS NOT
HAHAHAHHAHAHA DEMON PORN— but tbh I’m not even surprised
it's not even wmmap 😭😭
Me and @toisiit talk about AUs often, we have our own version of Athanasia and Lucas. Like Paradise Athy, LM Athy, Male Athy, etc.
Imagine them meeting each other.
(two lions meets one bunny, I mean)
YOU'RE COMING OUT WITH OUR AUS KYAAAAAAAAAA
LMAOOO IMAGINE IF THEY HEARD ABOUT ATH AND LUCAS IN THE ABO AU SHSHSHHS
imagine-
imagine the lucia ath lm au
HSHSBSHSHBSBSBS

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Do write the fifty shades AU. I'm seriously dying for it. Puhleeeeez author dear. Bless us with that particular fic with Claudiana. We hardly get Claudiana AU. And it would be a million dreams coming true at once with Claudiana×Fifty Shades by my dearest toisiit. Pleassssee😍😍. Please please pleaaaaaaasssseee. Pweees.
*cracks knuckles*
well well, did i just get an idea for a christmas present for all my wonderful babies?
*wink wink*
(OKAY I NEEDED AN EXCUSE ANYWAYS AHAHAHA IM TRYING TO GET BACK MY ADORATION FOR WRITING SMUT SO I SHALL WRITE IT ONCE THRONE AND PARADISE ARE DONE aka like very very soon we have two chapters left lol KYAAA THIS IS EXCITING)
In Throne by @toisiit
Claude, trying to give advice to Athanasia: You gotta learn to love yourself.
Athanasia: Don’t you hate yourself?
Claude: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
HAGABAAHAHHAHAGAGHAHAAHAHAH JOBSGSGSHAHAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAAHG AHGSGAHAHAHAGAYAYAHAAH YOU HAVE NO RIGHT CALLING ME OUT LIKE THIS
but yes you're right this is so claude
bruh
BRUH THIS IS SO CLAUDE DURING THAT ANGST ARC THING WHEN ATHY IS BEING DEPRESSED TM AND SO IS CLAUDE BUT HES LIKE ur more important ✨✨claude drowning in the pool (that scene was forgotten til someone commented on it lol) but he's like ur more important✨✨
나의 마녀 팬아트
릴리
it’s so cuuuuute 🥺💖
AHHHHHHHH
NO THE TEARS ARE COMING AGAIN NO AHHHHHH
and if he loves you // throne spoilers
"... is it really that easy?"
He chuckled, a gentle look on his face as he pulled away. Taking her hands in his, he sat down opposite her. "You've already done the hardest part, Athanasia. You made Lucas fall in love with you. I think even you can manage to marry him." A thought crossed his mind and he let out a bark of laughter, shaking his head as he massaged her hands soothingly. "If you step on his toes during your first dance, at least you're already well practised in ignoring the consequences. Felix and I have been your victims since you were fourteen, remember?" Athanasia giggled, remembering when she'd first stomped on her father's feet by accident. "If he likes you, he'll ignore it."
"And if he loves me?" She asked cheekily.
Claude smirked. "If he loves you, he'll step on your toes right back."
//
i’d lie and say that the delays have been because i’m trying to perfect this wedding scene but i can’t save face and lie to y’all
yeah so this is incredibly late aND I’M NOT EVEN DONE YET but my excuse is i’ve had four exams one after another and there’s two more tomorrow so pls don’t be mad uwah
wedding scenes are a bitch to write omg but i like the vibe oh wellsies
ah yes. me. my girlfriend. and her fanfictionly dark past that she never told me about.
//
to my future girlfriend/boyfriend,
no. you are never being told about my fanfictions, past or present. i don’t care if i birth your spawn (don’t want kids but gotta be open yknow), you will never find out about this.
and if you do, i’m giving you to satan. it’s been a while since i gifted him a soul, yknow. gotta keep up the pleasantries so that he can keep reanimating my will to live.
signed,
the lesbian you decided to date because you thought she was normal.
Now not to be homophobic, but who in satans name is going to look at you, get to know you, marry you, and be like “aH whAt a pretTy laD, shE seEms norMal, mhM, noT hoRny 25/69 oR anytHing likE thaT at alL, noPE, anD looK at thaT fellA’s eveN her handwritings gorGus, love of My lifE i tell ya”
*sipsmy420thcupofcappuccinobecause whatevenissleep*
i don't know if I've already seen this or not but FUCK YOU ANNA I AM AWARE MY HANDWRITING IS ATROCIOUS you're roasting me in EVERY LINE THE FUCK
PRETTY
NORMAL
NOT HORNY
GORGEOUS HANDWRITING
YOU MEANIE

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istg if this is you mel
you’re perfect, athanasia // throne spoilers
"Don't worry, Athanasia. I don't need BLANK to be happy. I just want you, Athanasia, in your current shape and form. I want to grow old with you, Athanasia. I want to go to the afterlife with you. I want every hour of the rest of my days to be near you, every minute of the rest of my days to be around you, every damn second of the rest of my days to be in your arms. You're perfect, Athanasia, and not being able to BLANK won't ever change that."
i blanked out some parts because that’s some serious spoilers for the latest chapter lolol but throne lucas has all the rights CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE UGH I LOVE HIM
[Claude stabs Anastasius again after a fight]
Athanasia: Daddy, did you really have to stab him?! ... Again?!
Claude: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.
Athanasia: What did he say?
Claude: « What are you going to do? Stab me? »
Athanasia:
Claude:
Lucas, appearing out of thin air: Well, that’s fair.
when none of ur internet friends are online
timezoned again
clockblocked
FUCK
i’m sobbing
this hit hARD ASHSAHSAHSHA

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About Paradise-
No but seriously Toisiit YOU— AAAA
SAHASHASHSAH I FEEL KINDA BAD FOR LAUGHING AT THIS BUT OMG IT’S ICONIC
SEND ME MOAR
Little Athanasia: I’m a little scared of papa...
Felix: Do not be, Princess! He wouldn’t hurt a fly.
Little Athanasia: O-oh! Thank you Fe—
Felix: He would kill a man, though.
Felix: Claude fears nothing
Little Athanasia: :D
Felix: except bugs
*cuts to the night before*
Claude, roaring from his bedroom: Felix! Come here!
Felix, rushing in at 3 in the morning: Your majesty! Is there an intruder-
Claude: That eight-legged bastard has dared to touch my bed
Felix: .... A spider?
Claude: Kill it
Felix: You can’t do it?
Claude:
Felix:
Claude:
Claude: Do you wish to die?
*present*
Felix: He even delayed the coup because he saw a bug and got distracted by screaming for me to kill it
Little Athanasia:
Felix:
Claude: w h a t
Felix: I’m telling the princess the truth!
Claude: I should kill you for speaking such fallacious words-
Claude: *screams*
Claude, pointing at a bug: KILL IT
Felix, sighing as he turns to Athanasia: See?