New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.
There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.
If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:
"I like your shoelaces."
The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:
"Thanks! I stole them from the president."
I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.
responses to this post so far:
40% “the ancient texts!”
30% “oh we’re bringing this back?”
20% “fuck you OP” and/or “you paid money for this!?”
10% “do not cite the deep magic to me, witch, I was there when it was written”
