That One Girl in the Middle

Like this post to have everything ever happen to you

You say that, but you yourself liked the comment

it's a shame that the trope of a character who looks 12 but is actually 300 years old is usually just used for ick fanservice because on a paper i think the psychology of a person stuck in permanent childhood has a lot of interesting story potential. unfortunately i would not trust a fandom with that character with a 100ft pole.

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

i've been known to have a thought

Stop calling me taylor swift

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with haha

Alright feeling the need to elaborate. The general idea is it’s freely given/consensual and no prions. So basically if there were no negative consequences.

shout out to sluts, you're unironically the coolest and most interesting people i've ever met and i love you

every slut i know has like 50 hobbies and excellent politics and they radiate joy. everyone who uses slut as a perjorative just wants to talk about apps and products. you'd think i'm being reductive to help this post flow better but it's literally 100% true with zero exceptions.

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

If you have ever known anyone with a kink for being hit, or beat up, or raped and you're okay with them, you also gotta be okay with the people who's kink it is to do the hitting, the beating, or the raping. At the end of the day, we're adults playing pretend, and that's it.

With every single sub i have the first thing we ever do is establish the safe word (stoplight system), and the non-verbal safe word in case they can't talk for any reason. If I can't tell where the sub is at, I will ask them point blank what is their color, and if they can't give a response, we stop. The goal is to make the other person feel good, including pain, and the most important part us knowing your subs limits and LISTENING to them. I will *never* hurt a sub in a way that they have not explicitly expresssed interest in.

Makes sense to me. The “getting hit” kink requires a “hitting” kink. It’s like Transformers. Megatron can’t exist without Optimus Prime.

yes Steve, its exactly like Megatron and Optimus Prime from Transformers

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with