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Inspirational Story: This Woke Artist Drew The Disney Princesses With Tattoos And Adidas Sneakers On And Now They Work At Buzzfeed

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hey guys its me, art twink, and here is my original photoshoot of muscle gays. heres one of him in a bathtub full of opaque liquid. here he is sitting in his underwear on a stool infront of a blank wall. this one is my favorite, he is laying down in bed with sheets covering up his junk but you can still see the whole outline of it. i don’t have a job.

“i wish platonic dates were a thing” have you never gone out anywhere with any of your friends ever

But a lot of people genuinely don’t do this kind of stuff with their friends though. Like… it’s not really common to go out with one close friend and just the two of you go to a nice restaraunt, or go for a walk together or whatever. A lot of people spend their time hanging out with groups of friends. Actually spending quality time with one friend, focussing on them, and doing something together, just the two of you…. isn’t a very common thing?

y’all can’t go on WALKS with your FRIENDS?????

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Report: White Man in Local College Class Will Not Shut the Fuck Up

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breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.