tinkle tinkle hoy

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

basic human decency !!!!!!! Empathy and compassion !!!!!! Very sexy concepts !!!!!!

I find people’s lack of depth really disappointing

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

i’m undiagnosing everyone’s everything. congratulations we are all free

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

the problem is that a lot of people think that the evil of eugenics is "playing with forces of nature man was not meant to meddle with" and not the whole cohercion and killing and mutilation of people

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

this may be my age showing but I am a passionate supporter of wires. earbuds? put a leash on those things. wireless keyboard? no, it needs to hold hands with the computer. the ps5 controller I forgot to charge has the staying power of a wealthy nonagenarian with a much younger wife and 14 life insurance policies, but the controller plugged into my pc? that baby will outlive my bloodline. my ethernet cable is like a son to me.