Todd Beckerson

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

Finally, someone who remembers the true purpose of Lego!

To anyone interested, this is Joss Ivanwood, or Jayfa_mocs

@ominouslatinchanting

those words you never wanna hear... fee fi fo fum

I yet have to see any proof that this so-called “sex” is real and does in fact exist in our world to any tangible degree; and yet the stork exists and we can clearly observe it.

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

I'm a type of girl

I need to be held for 4 hours but that's my business I don't need to post about that

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."