Ex Astris, Scientia

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

i don’t want to work…i should be in neopia right now…

maybe next tumblr can push out an update that fixes that weird bug where trans women's blogs get deleted for no reason

we have GOT to cut to the fucking feeling

gonna be real if websites demand photo ID I will simply drop them one by one as they ask. like this is how I am set free

the clunk wrote this

i dont think we're making it out of january this time guys i think we're here forever now

people saying its almost over are gonna be in for a real shock on january 32nd