the dumbest cat

depersonalization is a hell of a thing. I don't know who I am but I don't think it's me

You could forcefem Emiya Shirou because he is an egg. You could forcefem Tohno Shiki because he is highly susceptible to being gaslit and manipulated and is easily drugged. You could forcefem Shizuoka Soujuurou because his isolation from modern society has left him completely unaware of social norms. I’m not sure if you could forcefem Kokutou Mikiya.

Straight people have access to an extra celebrity called “jelly roll” that the lgbtq can’t perceive

lmfao I just saw zohran doing the inaugural swim in a full suit and tie, the schtick genuinely gets funnier the more he does it. My only complaint is should have worn swim trunks OVER the suit

kitties will be like "in case you forgot: hello"

please tell me this is fake. i am begging you. i cant fucking take this shit no more.

Unfortunately Our Pool Really is Bigger than Skyscrapers

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,