Toawk Sayings

your cat was an honor to see in the window

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

if my liege lord looks at another soldier vassal in fellowship I'm going to *remembers suicide is an affront against the almighty* take a common grain rat as a wife

there's just not enough time in the day for video games. even when I want to play them and dont have anything else going on I still don't end up playing them. this is because there's actually only four hours in the day and nobody is talking about this

Can @raccoonmilf vouch for this? Super rad if true.

Yes it’s true

Can @raccoonmilf vouch for this? Super rad if true.

Yes it’s true