Felines, Food, and Friends

why don’t you read a poem about the sunrise written 5 centuries ago and contemplate the fact that we have been writing about the same sun for centuries upon centuries and then maybe you’ll calm down

Finishing last in a game of jack box and having to be taken out back and shot like a lame comedy horse

it's all fun and games until you take a little too long to swallow your medication and you start tasting it

Ben Affleck is one of those people who just cannot work period dramas at all. He has a face that knows about emails

like a centaur to an apple

How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party

Can’t bloody believe that.

“In news today, there was a sudden drop in creativity and ingenuity worldwide as one Chinese woman suddenly sucked all of it into herself in order to perform the best prank of all time.”

reverse hypochondriac i just ignore everything