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ground control to crazy frog

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

when I'm on my deathbed im going to queue like 15,000 posts from the perspective of someone who's dead and in hell so that the blogging never ends

victims of the chupacabra:

the reason the franklin expedition failed wasn’t the scurvy or the lead or the path taken or starvation. it was the collective unconscious’s love of poetic tragedy. the universe just could not resist incurring the demise of such a grand romantic failure. if they wanted to survive they shouldn’t have represented the folly of colonial enterprise, simple as

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