mostly things. sometimes stuff.

they’re cheering for brindamour like they’re the gay high schoolers and he’s their english teacher

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

Please reblog and add in the tags your most recently read non fiction book - or currently reading if applicable.

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

You’d think after a certain point the Christian babies would develop an immunity to baseball bats

thinking about dept q and every time how awfully Carl parks his car