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executive dysfunction: you need to do this thing

me: how?

executive dysfunction: idk have you tried sitting and feeling guilty about it?

#there was i time i was able to do things i know i remember it #i need an anxiety tag #i think that one's it actually

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fun fact: I feel about 1000% more motivated with music playing than I do sitting in my apartment in silence. why did this not occur to me earlier

#grad school set off my latent anxiety problems and i'm still repairing the damage #i have to consciously think 'what would college age alice do' to remember how to function sometimes #college alice knew how to relax and i gotta relearn that

a small update

hi friends it is me, I am still alive I promise!

I’ve just not been feeling it on the blogging front lately? I lost a lot of interest in my hobbies for a while there bc Anxiety Happened but I’m working on picking things back up now. I’ve got four books checked out from the library and I’m working on crochet projects to give my relatives for Christmas. All that + work and attempting to maintain a baseline level of control over Responsible Adult Activities like maintaining a clean apartment and cooking = not really having much to blog about, I guess. If I draw things I like I’ll post them and I’ll probably pop in and read/like stuff from my mutuals but that’s gonna be about it for a while I think

#I dunno blogging about stuff just isn't really appealing to me right now #I'm not doing much of anything interesting anyway #but don't worry i am ok #just spending less time on the computer and more on other stuff

THIS VIDEO. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE. AAAAAAAAAA

(ps @herbertwest)

#guinea pigs #cute things #litta animals #parry gripp videos are the best videos #all cute animals all the itme

omgthatdress

Ensemble

Madeleine Vionnet, 1933

The Victoria & Albert Museum

#historical fashion #1930s fashion #i'm somewhat off hiatus so expect the clothes pictures to pick up again

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chulshik

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

wbicepuppy

that’s a prime candidate for cinema adaptation if I ever saw one

wherehipposdrome

i just made a facial expression i didn’t know i could make

petermorwood

Snrk.

#this is like a Poe's Law situation #is is real? is it a great big joke?#I honestly cannot be sure and that's what makes this great/terrifying #bad romance novels

so it just hit me but I think I’m terrified of not understanding things. like I’ve known for a while that fandom communities just in general stress me out, and I wasn’t sure quite why, but I’m pretty sure it’s that I feel like everyone else has a really deep, nuanced, mature understanding of the canon and I’m just goofing around with my superficial misunderstandings like a fool and making everyone cringe. and I’m excessively nervous about asking questions/proposing new courses of action/generally drawing attention at work/school because I feel like I’m probably wrong and just going to mess everything up. this is probably ALSO why I research everything so intensely and never get around to writing real fanfic--i can be certain that my 1830s dresses look like 1830s dresses, but I can’t persuade myself that my characterization will ever be anything but a pile of fanon stereotypes and misconceptions

I have no idea how I’m gonna get over this but I guess realizing it is the first step

#i should maybe put this under a read more but what the hell #i also feel like if i openly discuss my insecurities and fears then ppl will cut me more slack when i inevitably fail to understand somethin #it's just...i am so young and ignorant and inexperienced and the world is so BIG and FULL OF THINGS TO KNOW AND FEEL #and i get so overwhelmed and feel so unready for everything that i just freeze up and do nothing #this DOES NOT HELP but it's really hard to overcome #whining is not attractive #that's my angsting-about-stuff tag in case you wanna block it

nenad8

poorlydescribedpterrybooks

We’ve seen this image floating around; can anyone tell us where it’s from?

#whAT THE HECK #is this real is this happening i don't know #i don't htink i want to know really #this is one of those fandoms where i'm really wary of adaptations #especially big budget mainstream adaptations #bc if its bad it will probably affect peoples perception of it #and either way it could make the fandom intimidatingly big #big fandoms freak me out

hashtagloveloses

we have been blessed, the future is bright, my crops are watered, my pores are clear, my anxiety is eased

wait….WHAT UHM

eXCUSE ME DID SOMEONE SAY REAL LIFE AND FICTIONAL DIVERSITY WAIT WHAT

A FAMOUS BLACK WOMAN SCIENTIST WAS CONSULTED?! HOLY FUCK?!

MMMM YEESSS give me that hierarchical diversity too, fuller

#REVENGEGAY

cannot forget our AI friends 🙌

god bless that continuity

RESPONSIBLE FRANCHISE ADOPTION 101

HE GETS IT!!!!

and the most important….the equivalent of bones will FINALLY GET TO SAY FUCK

roachpatrol

#this is one of those things where it's so exciting it makes me worry #because i have such high hopes for this show #and what if it doesn't live up to them #but nonetheless i am EXCITED

labete-du-gevaudan

The Mothman Statue that is located in Point Pleasant, West Virginia, is now a popular tourist attraction since its unveiling in 2003. The statue was created by sculptor Bob Roach who sadly passed away on August 30th 2013. The park that the statue stands in was even renamed Mothman Park from its former name - Gunn Park. It stands 12 feet tall and the original plans wanted the large red eyes to be able to glow at night, but funds for the statue came up a little short.

#i heard that mothman has a 8 pack #that mothman is shredded #...is that meme still relevant #mothman

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playing with the LotR dollmaker again. It’s Cheery!

(I really love those shoes ok)

#I was just kind of mucking around and I ended up with a sort of 1890s professional-woman kinda outfit I guess?#which does work #I've never been 100% sure how I picture her but I liked brown hair on the dollmaker so that's what she looks like today #cheery littlebottom #discworld #dollmakers

Just applied for a better-paid job at the community college! Still part-time, but one step at a time

like at least i finally got the dishes in the cabinets last week. and the office supplies are out of the moving boxes and spread out on the floor where i can see what i’ve got. but the pantry is disorganized and the bathroom is chaos and there’s too much stuff stacked haphazardly in the closets and the clutter makes me anxious, which makes me avoidant, which makes the problem worse...

#seriously what is my anxiety tag #alice vs brain #or someting

I have a long-standing and incredibly frustrating difficulty with starting things. Art projects, cleaning, school assignments, whatever. If i don’t have to do it *right this instant* I will sit and worry about the best way to do it and how to plan for it and whether I need to research it and I will NEVER ACTUALLY DO THE THING and that is why I have lived in this apartment for a month and still havent unpacked

#like I think it's a GAD/executive dysfunction thing but #ugghhhhh i don't know it's frustrating

amusewithaview

unusual inheritance fic prompts:

1. “you died and left me your children, even though they’re only a few years younger then me”

2. “you died and left me a haunted house”

3. “you died and left me an obscure magical object, I’m not sure what it does, and your instruction sheet just says ‘have fun storming the castle!’”

4. “you died and left me a fanatically loyal warrior order”

5. “you died and left me a bunch of money and a pile of really weird IOUs?! why did someone owe you a free body disposal. why did someone owe you two brides and a goat. why did someone owe you an island. WHY”

6. “you died and left me to repay a bunch of really weird IOUs”

7. “you died and left me a small country”

8. “you died and left me six research labs that operate in international waters and I’m kind of scared to find out why keeping them out there was a stipulation of the will”

9. “you died and left me a menagerie of animals that are supposed to be extinct? and some that aren’t supposed to be real??? where did you get unicorns. where did you get gryphons. where did you get pegasi???”

10. “you died and left me on the hook for a hereditary marriage contract”

#find this later #au prompts #imagine your otp #kinda #YOU DIED AND LEFT ME A SMALL COUNTRY i'm wheezing

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bookhobbit

I was thinking about queer Discworld headcanons and it led to consideration of marriage in Ankh Morpork and here have some headcanons

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bookhobbit

#nicey nicey#are there also common-law marriages?#they were done in elizabethan england#and it would make sense for people in ankh morpork who cant read or cant be bothered to go to a temple or w/e#so they just make vows in front of a witness and that does#also it would be an opportunity for Hilarious Misunderstandings#like when tudor people got married by accident via @misterquark

I actually had headcanons about this and forgot to say!! Yeah, I definitely think AM has common law marriage. I was thinking of it in terms of marriage by cohabitation with habit and repute, rather than declaration de presenti (probably bc habit-and-repute is the form that common law marriage still takes in most of the US states where it’s legal, of which there actually are some, so that’s what I am familiar with) but I bet both totally exist (apparently you used to be able to do both in Scotland at one point?)

Anyway so I think it’s very common to just move in with your spouse, call yourself their spouse, and live together as spouses and that is one form into which you can enter a marriage (I feel like there’s Fake-Accidentally-To-Real Marrieds potential here somewhere) or you can go up to a couple of witnesses and be like “we’re married okay? okay cool*” and, as you say, Hilarious Misunderstandings

side note but I bet in Lancre, marriage by declaration in the presence of witnesses is the most common thing? if you Really Want To you can get the king to do you a certificate or something but most people don’t bother about it

*i know TECHNICALLY it’s more complex than that but that is, i feel, the gist of most marriage vows

#discworld headcanons #discworld worldbuilding #the turtle moves #this is p much what I've always thought too #I really like the Ionian blindfold idea too!#this is so good i l

there is no reason unpacking all of my crap should be so difficult, yet here i am

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