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“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line
[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression
watching pre-60s movies is like almost a guarantee they will show a bird and go "a [something]!" and its very clearly not that something.
bro that is clearly a juveline bald eagle
You have just lost use of this random kitchen item/ implement how screwed are you in terms of cooking?
https://wheelofnames.com/ry4-3s4
The wheel is completed but if you the mod want to change it at all feel free and I couldn't figure out how to get the link to work properly even un-anoned.
Thanks, have a nice day and drink some water
You have just lost use of this random kitchen item/implement!
how screwed are you in terms of cooking?
I'm not screwed at all surprisingly!
I'm fine because I never use this
It'll be annoying but I'm fine
I'M SO SCREWED. SO SCREWED.
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per The Chart, this is a "Hell at the Bell":
This is easily the most enduring thing I've ever made. Godspeed funny little jpeg. See you again soon
Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.
Day Dress
around 1845
made of iridescent blue-brown silk damask with a check pattern
Staatliche Museen zu Berlin
This is FASCINATING! The silk appears to be woven in the style of overshot coverlets, which were/are patterned with repeating, symmetrical squares and rectangles. Coverlets were made of plain white cotton and wool dyed in primary colors, with the patterning coming about by bringing one or the other forward; in this case, it seems like either the same thing is happening with purple and black silk threads, or maybe it's just an imitation of the overshot style done as a damask, with plain and twill weaves looking like different colors in the light. I'd love to see it in person and figure it out.
But the real reason this is fascinating is because overshot coverlets are a folk style. They're what rural weavers were making on barn looms to sell locally, or even just to use themselves. They have nothing to do with the extremely professionalized world of the silk industry. I've seen quilts that are made to look like overshot coverlets (like this one), which makes sense, because they're coming from sort of the same direction, but I don't think I've ever seen a dress silk like it.
This is beautiful and fascinating to think about as a handweaver. I wish I could see the fabric up close 😭
What I see from zooming in is some blocks that are clearly twill, and some that look more like traditional overshot. The twill areas are banded, which means that the variation is not an illusion due to angle or lighting. My suspicion is that it’s primarily overshot because the ground fabric has the iridescent quality I associate with shot silk (which I don’t think is easy to achieve on damask), and I’m inclined towards the simplest explanation and weaving structure necessary to achieve the desired form.
The twill areas also look like they contain the same dark purple as the other blocks but a lighter yellow/gold than the overall ground fabric. This makes me think that the warp is yellow, the ground weft is purple, and the pattern weft is purple. The ground fabric is therefore a 50/50 optical mix of yellow warp and purple weft which tracks with what I’m seeing, whereas if it were damask I would expect it to favor either the warp or the weft color more. But weavers also love to create optical illusions, so I could be getting heartily fucked with by a weaver from 180 years ago.
Beneath the Golden Willow by Ed Perkins
The Archbishop of Canterbury is secretly messaging people on tumblr. Seems totally legit 🤔🤣
This is the funniest scam I’ve ever seen

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based on these passages from the odyssey and the aeneid (and i think it might have happened in the iliad too, though i can’t remember where):
athena and aphrodite know EXACTLY what matters and that is HEROIC BIMBOFICATION!
There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.
rapid fire things i learned about my boyfriend this morning.
he has never seen disney's the little mermaid
he thought the song Poor Unfortunate Souls was from phantom of the opera
he has never seen phantom of the opera
he thought disney made phantom of the opera
he thought phantom of the opera was animated
"i couldve sworn i saw an animated hunchback"
...wait do you mean the hunchback of notre dame
he thought phantom of the opera was the hunchback of notre dame
free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business
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I have a new favourite batshit rail idea
Please build it for the funny please please please
You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.
I can never take those "maid and princess" kink scenarios as intended because every time I see one I get a vivid mental image of a scenario where owing to a series of bizarre miscommunications each is convinced they're the one taking sexual advantage of the other.
So, Fingersmith.