Evil Goblin

I don’t use this current account anymore due to how messy and unorganized my main account is (we can all blame my hyper fixations for that), I am definitely still interested in making misinformations; I just don’t have any creativity when it comes to writing and wording.

This account was supposed to be for headcanons and obviously, misinformation (this is very far from the announcement I wanted to make but bear or bare? with me here, please. I just wanted to say that headcanons are also welcomed!)

anyways, to my main point, if you do have something to share, I suggest contacting my new main account first (@celestedeluna) so I can get a notification, obviously you don’t have to do that, you can send a submission here but it will have to wait for a while since I barely log in my main account anymore.

It took forever to wash off.

Both Curtain and Benedict were holding in their laughter.

The entire household performs A Christmas Carol on the holidays. If this is the book-verse, post ROA the three telepaths are the ghosts.

Tai is Past, and Claire and Constance rotate with Present and Future. After some arguments, Scrooge is a mannequin they had in the house for some reason. Just don’t let Kate retrieve it again, she hadn’t been the same since Constance dressed it up. With the angel costume. With the robotic eye moving.

In fact, hide the angel costume unless it’s the annual visit to Curtain.

Constance’s Biblically accurate angel costume has all sorts of eyes on them. Googly eyes, embroidered eyes, button eyes, even a robotic eye that she somehow got that moves.

That’s not the misinformation.

The misinformation is that Constance puts it on at random and walks around in it, sneaking up on people.

And it’s the one thing both Weatheralls are terrified of.

Her favorite victim is Sticky. Once Sticky fell asleep she put googly eyes every where.

Sticky and Constance had a fight about the color pink once.

"Pink is a gross color." Sticky said.

"You're a gross color!" Constance fought back.

Nicholas Benedict and Ledroptha Curtain did have Dissociative Identity Disorder! The reason they have separate bodies is because of the Great Cloning Incident of 19XX. Each alter got put into a separate body. Nicholas was so ashamed of his botched experiment that he never mentioned it to anyone, ever again.

Ledroptha Curtain, however, takes great pleasure in twisting the knife by claiming they're twins. No one but himself and Nicholas know the truth, and how much Nicholas wishes they could have stayed connected and learned to communicate.

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"What do you mean you and uncle horrible aren't twins?" Constance said. She was confused.

"Yeah! We'd like an explanation!" Kate added.

Both Reynie and Sticky waited for Mr. Benedict or Mr. Curtain to reply.

Benedict Manor is all-holiday-friendly, and everyone is allowed to celebrate whatever they wish if they even choose to celebrate.

That being said, one year the Christmas card had Mr. Benedict dressed as Santa, Number Two in a menorah sweater she had knitted herself, Rhonda in traditional African clothing to celebrate Kwaanza and Constance looming above them, in the most elaborate Biblically Accurate Angel costume you have ever seen (she is standing on something tall).

HELLO WAIT IM GONNA ADD MORE TO THIS LMFAO

I bet you guys, Mr. Benedict starts Christmas very early. My man is probably playing Mariah Carey in SEPTEMBER (in a certain country we call this ber months, we start Christmas at the first ber month. September, October, November, December)

Constance actually prefers black and white over really colored things. She only uses color to make a point! I don't know what that point is but go Constance! Make that point!

During the Society's stay in the institute, there was an awfully heated fight between Constance and Sticky. It got so bad that Sticky yelled out "At least I still have my parents!"

To which Constance replied "At least mine wasn't a choice to be an orphan!"

That fight was never mentioned again. Until now.