Dr. L.D. Curtain

Think of this not as a cult, or even an elven supremacist terrorist organization, but as a family. An evil, hateful, family. :)

do you still love me do you still love me do you still love me do you still love me do you st

Due to personal reasons I will be court martialed and shot at dawn by an unfair military show trial

new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions

when you get mad at me this is who you're getting mad at (pic of disgusting repulsive charmless smear of unknown oily substance)

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what a cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

Well, a very similar thing happened to my twin brother Nicholas when he witnessed how fabulous I am. Needless to say, he was devastated.

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

been getting into regret recently i think i've got a knack for it

sometimes you gotta marry someone just to divorce them. that's just how it is

@thedrgarrison Happy Valentines Day!

I sent my brother this lovely message, and this is how he responds. 🙄 Typical. 😒

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

every time something slips out of my control an angel dies

in another universe my friend never died and I still see the meaning of life

When you’ve had a rough day, but need to watch your figure.