Nicholas Benedict

In another universe, we grew up together as brothers. And we are happy.

@ldcurtain 💔

This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.

OK thanks

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @ldcurtain is a good person and deserves many good things.

Update: I super booped my brother. He gave me an evil boop back, but then apologized and said he forgave me and wanted to be brothers again. I was excited until I realized it was another April Fools joke 😔💔

your mistake is thinking healing will always feel good, and not often like molting while clung to dead tree bark

Pruning always leads to more growth

You ever meet a kid so shitty you're immediately like "I want to adopt you as my own so I can instill into you the values of dignity and compassion and respect for self and others that your guardians have so obviously neglected, so that you may escape the unhappy future that lies ahead of you with all the smoldering ashes of wasted potential" but also, like. I punt you like a football

Drop the vape u little turd I'm gonna take an active interest in your passions and buy u pants that fit. When was your last dentist appointment. U wanna go to summer camp

and then you didn't

Did u want me to kidnap a child

[pleasantly] well i don’t particularly know if i came back wrong. Only time will tell!

oh to be called “dear” by mr benedict

If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

I DID! Several times, but you refuse to listen to reason!

Unfortunately, yes.

I’m done w diagnoses there’s nothing wrong w me. I’m just a bit peculiar and eccentric

this why ur brother abandoned u fr

What? No, Nathaniel that’s not true at all, I happen to think you’re a wonderful performer and completely support your Broadway dreams!