gayus ex machina

your cat was an honor to see in the window

So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.

Let me be completely clear - I’m not being a sarcastic ass. I’m just realizing all over again, in real time, for myself, that reading a real life published book makes your neurons feel like they’re getting a spa day. Like I can feel my brain getting juicer and wrinklier with every page I turn. This shit is no joke, this is like hard drugs if hard drugs were good for you and made your brain feel revived and alive.

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

I identify as a man but the sheer audacity of the third option’s energy is making me question if I made the right decision

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

If my page suddenly stops posting one day, know that my sister has died. I will never forget the people who saw her bleeding, suffering, and begging for help, yet chose silence and continued scrolling.

I feel completely broken and deeply ashamed begging strangers for help every day, because this suffering has turned me into a sister forced to sacrifice even her dignity just to keep her family alive.

followers of mine dont even bother clicking. it is what you think it is. your sharingan never fails

Shut the hell up Sasuke